Apparently there is some big football game?

Well since my beloved Cowboys are not featured & the air in the hometown Bengals balloon ruptured with Carson's knee, we'll have to find a little more creative way to enjoy XL. Props baby! Below are a few of the ones that I think are mortal locks, do with them what you will as I have no more expertise than the next Joe. But if I'm going to place a couple of greenbacks on the game (just for kicks) these might be they way to go.

Which team will record the 1st QB sack in game? =PIT

Total Passing Yards by Matt Hasselbeck? = OVER 235

JEROME BETTIS 1ST PASS RECEPTION WILL BE OVER OR UNDER 1 1/2 YARDS? =OVER

WILLIE PARKER LONGEST RUSH OF GAME? =UNDER 15 1/2

S ALEXANDER 1ST PASS RECEPTION WILL BE OVER OR UNDER 2 1/2 YARDS? =OVER

Total Number Of Steelers To Score-(Includes Kickers And Conversions, No Safety)? =OVER 3.5

Who wins the thing? Hell I don't have an allegiance either way but if you forced me to pick I'd definitely say the Pittsburgh Seahawks.

The information provided is for entertainment purposes only & I will not be held responsible for the use of said information. If you do decide to use the above information in any illegal manner do so at your own risk as you have been warned, reminded & further warned that if you ask 5 people on the street you would get five different opinions. And why the hell would you be roaming around asking people on the street? Unless you are doing some survey and if you were doing a survey would it be on prop bets? probably not, you'd be more interested in important things like war, poverty or the state of the union. Speaking of unions that Hoffa was one powerful guy. I mean he really knew how to organize. Speaking of organization do people really fold their socks? I don't mean like dress socks but you know those regular white gym socks, they are all the same. Just toss them in the drawer grab any two & you've got a match. Why waste the time to fold them they're socks, all the same socks. Anyway, where were we?? Oh yeah football props, aahhh screw it nobody ever reads this small print, and if they do typically they are just trying to find a typpo or loophole in the information & exploit it for their own purposes. Man when did we all become such a mean race? probably all those people running around on the street asking us to do a survey, I hate that stuff it's quite the challenge to avoid some of those people and they are never going to ask you cool survey questions like what do you think of this prop bet so what's the use? Anywho save me a seat at the final table.